I was fooling around today on
Starfucker's myspace (one of the many activities I enjoy whilst pretending to work) when I was suddenly struck by a mysterious picture sitting just below the "Sounds Like" heading. What was this strangely phallic object? Why, it was the miraculous invention known as the Banana Keeper!
Apparently banana protection is a problem for the general public as there are multiple variations on this bizarre product ranging from the
goofy to the
overtly dildo-esque.
No longer will our bananas be subject to inopportune bruising. No longer will my repressed homosexuality have to be manifest itself through repeated viewings of
Bromance. The age of the Banana Keeper is upon us!
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