This is what middle school would have been like if my WASPy school district hadn't made us take sex ed from our clearly incompetent gym teacher. Thankfully this lady explains way more about sex than I could ever want know, and all within ten minutes!
Favorite quote: "Now her mind ain't no good because the penis done ejaculated all in her brain."
YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: Portland's Epstein Connection, ICE Gasses
Children, and EEK! MUMMIES!!
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by Wm. Steven Humphrey
*GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY!* It's the perfect time to catch up on some of the
great reporting and stories the *Mercury* churned out this...
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